no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
GERMANY AND ITALY IN A FENCING MATCH ONLY ITALY IS KICKING HIS ASS BECAUSE GERMANY JUST KEEPS GOING “WAIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT WHAT’S GOING ON I DON’T UNDERST—STOP HITTING ME WITH THE SWORD”
"It’s called a sabre, Lud."
"I DON’T CARE"
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.